- YOU feel like you’re going to throw up. Every five minutes.
- You are extremely concerned about the mattress comfort in your new “home”.
- You want to hug the chef who opened his cafe early to feed you.
- You can hardly finish your eggs and toast for breakfast. You LOVE eggs and toast.
- You get to work and wish you had more to do so that you wouldn’t have time to worry.
- You consume vast amounts of goldfish. The crackers.
- You stalk people on facebook and look at any photo album that could possibly be a distraction.
- You feel like your heart is in your throat.
- You’ve never wanted two days to be over so badly.
- You’re almost more excited for July 29 than you were for your wedding day.
- You dream about power cords and outlets lined up in the exam room.
- You glare at the person getting dropped off in front of you at the test site. Any other person besides your husband is a direct threat that WILL be taken down.
- You make multiple trips to Target to “immerse” yourself in the merchandise and get away from your desk.
- You are constantly bouncing your foot or leg, even though this habit greatly annoys you in others.
- You eat Jolly Rancher after Jolly Rancher in an attempt to soothe your stomach.
- Writing this list is somehow therapeutic.
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